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Juliette Lewis Channels Betty Draper; Thousands Cheer

Isn’t this encouraging?

Here’s the Juliette Lewis of old:

I am a goddess. I scorn the shaving of armpits and wash my hair with Pine-Sol.

And here she is last night at the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences’ Governors Awards ceremony:

I am an elegant star of stage and screen with such impeccable taste that I knew precisely how to underaccessorize this lovely gown. Suck on that, bitches.

This makes me feel just a little bit better about humanity than I did when I woke up this morning. Thank you, Janie Bryant, wherever you are.